I always try to see the best in any situation. And I’m 18. So honestly, even though I’m open about how really weak I am when it comes to serious situations, I’m just going to look at this as an experience. Something I’ve been through before. And hopefully I can look back at it as “being 18, dumb, and in trouble with the law”
He’s Just Not That Into You (via dainty-mermaid)
Sometimes as you sleep, it’s like being dead. As you sleep, you can’t control what’s going on in your head. You can’t control who you’re thinking about while you’re sleeping, you can’t control your dreams.
I wonder if it’ll still be like that if you really do die. Even if your brain is shut down along with everything else, it’s still interesting to think about death as a permanent sleep even though you still have your memories as you sleep.
Reyna Biddy (via splitterherzen)
*wife and I move into our new house*
bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.
*unpacks a creepy ass doll*
bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck